Who needs poultry seasoning when you can have fauxltry seasoning instead? “What…the…hell…is…fauxltry seasoning?” you’re asking, i can tell that’s what you’re doing… Why it’s a (not so) secret blend of herbs and spices to magically transform ordinary every day food stuffs into delicious things you want to shove in your mouth, of course. duh.
“What-the-what??!” you may be asking now…it’s like a suped up version of a traditional poultry seasoning, but lots of extra bang, because who doesn’t want a bigger bang?

Now you’re all like “Why would i make this? What would i EVER use this for?”
hmph. Oh ye of little faith. Trust in me, your faithful food alchemist! You can use this for adding some extra lala to your bland potatoes, or *gasp* STEAMED vegetables, or watery broth, OR you can go just a tad bit further down the rabbit hole and transform this even further [through the power of science! (okay, maybe not SCIENCE, but, whatever)] into some insanely delicious vegan fauxltry broth powder!!!!!!!!!! [i’m not kidding, instant fauxltry broth at the drop of a spoon]
Now go forth and fauxltry!!